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Special Edition Libya: Historical Timeline, Part I

By Jay Holmes

Events in Libya are fast and furious right now, and many are wondering what Libya will look like in the near future. Let’s start with a brief history so as to remind ourselves that beyond the painful glaring light that is Gadhafi, there is a country of sorts.

Around 1000 B.C., the Garamantes, a tribal people descended from Berbers and Saharan herders, inhabited the area of the Fazzan in southern Libya.

In the 7th century B.C., Phoenicians got lost on a Saturday boat trip and decided to stay in what is now western Libya. The fishing was ok, and the few locals couldn’t gather enough strength to evict them. Greek tourists continued to enter the area without visas and refused to go home. They founded a colony of illegal aliens called Cyrenaica. Claims as to dates and times of this colony remain confusing. The Greeks, Romans, Libyans, and Egyptians were still arguing about it when I left the cafe in Benghazi.

Around 600 B.C., Carthaginians heard about the fishing and arrived to set up housekeeping.

Between 74 B.C. and 19 B.C., the Romans conducted a 55 year campaign that, at the time, was considered something of a blitzkrieg. That’s when the Romans gained control of what we call Libya. The Libyans found the Romans a bit less argumentative than the Greeks, and they developed a taste for Italian cooking. The Libyans also noticed that Italian construction workers are faster than Greek construction workers, and they let them stay.

In 158 A.D., long before the first publishing lawsuit ever occurred in Manhattan, Libyan Berber Apulieus of Madaura published The Golden Ass. You might have read it. Your high school teacher called it The Metamorphosis. The story is about a fool who dabbles in magic and accidently turns himself into a mule. Yes, Libyans have been writing decently for a long time. They do not all speak and act like the Clown Prince Gadhafi.

Life cruised along with lots of trading and fishing. Thanks to overgrazing and dry conditions, Libya lost most of its arable land and never regained it. This ecological disaster still affects Libya today. In 100 A.D., he who controlled Libya’s scarce water controlled Libya. In 2011, he who controls Libya’s scarce water controls Libya.

Then, in 643 A.D. the Muslim wave came over the horizon. They were organized and obedient to their generals, and they conquered and kept going. They took their religious crusade on to Europe, via Spain. That wave didn’t stop until Charles Martel, a.k.a. The Hammer, put up an organized fight at Tours, France in 732.

Libyans kept fishing, trading, and herding in Libya, and then, in the 1500s, the Ottoman Empire showed up and took over. Many Libyans were unhappy about the new regime, but the Ottomans were unmoved.

In 1801 the Libyan, Tunisian, and Algerian coasts had long been controlled by annoying pirates. The pirates left British and French ships alone because they had glimpsed the British and French navies. They were not crazy. At that time, there was almost no American navy. As a result, the pirates took any and every American ship they wanted, kept them, and ransomed the American sailors.

Decatur Boarding the Tripolitan Gunboat by Dennis Malone Carter

Also in 1801, President Thomas Jefferson made his famous “we won’t deal with terrorists” speech. An unreasonably foolhardy young American naval lieutenant by the name of Stephen Decatur took a ridiculously small force of ships and men to the region to enforce a “no pirates zone.” The Pasha laughed, France laughed, and England, having the biggest and best navy, laughed the loudest. The King of Spain, on the other hand, said, “Don’t laugh. I know these people. These Americans are trouble.”

Stephen had the foresight to bring two important things with him. He brought Marines. . . . They don’t laugh, ever. . . . He also brought some hard-drinking Redsox fans from south Boston. Between the deadly Marines and fourteen years of nonstop chanting of, “The pasha sucks,” the creepy pirates wisely give up.

In 1815, the pirates signed a treaty agreeing to only pick on the English and the French. Decatur, in his farewell to Libya speech, said, “Don’t ever piss us off again. Next time we bring carriers and even more Marines.” Libya believed that for a long time.

In 1911, Italy offered the tried and true regime-change bargain to get rid of the Ottomans, and Libya accepted. Life with the Italians was more annoying than life with the Turks had been, particularly when the Italians pressed thousands of Libyan men into twentieth century slavery. The Italians also stole Libya’s oil, but they left most of the women alone. And then again, there’s that hard-to-turn-down Italian cooking. Like in Brooklyn, there’s an Italian restaurant on every other corner in Tripoli. Nevertheless, nobody likes having their sons taken away into slavery, and the Libyans don’t forget.

During WWII, the Italians, under Mussolini, overextended themselves in the hope of  bowling the English out of Egypt and taking the Suez Canal. In February, 1941, Erwin Rommel took his Afrika Korps into Libya to reinforce the Italians.

In 1942, an annoying man wearing a strange, ill-fitting hat showed up and made trouble. . . . No, not Moammar. . . . Bernard Montgomery. The guy was an egomaniacal jerk, but Churchill liked him, and he had a pretty good English army with him, including some hard-brawling Australians and stubborn New Zealanders. After a brief discussion with the Italians, and a prolonged and bitter fight with the Afrika Korps, the Germans left. Rommel had better tanks, but Monty had those iron Aussies. When the Germans retreated, the Libyans were mildly happier for it. The British did not enslave the Libyans. That made them far more likeable.

Bernard Montgomery–Wonder if this started Gadhafi down the path of wayward hats?

In 1945, a Libyan-style Kristallnacht occurred, and many of the surviving 40,000 Libyan Jews left. Some did not. Many of those that stayed were murdered in 1948. A few survived and stayed until 1968, when they were banished from Libya.

In 1951, Libya became independent under King Idris al-Sanusi. Having a king of a united Libya was tough to maintain because there were about 140 tribes in Libya, and the only thing those tribes could agree on was that they didn’t like Germans, they didn’t like Ottomans, they didn’t like Italians, and they didn’t like Jews. The king, however, remembering what his grandfather told him about that crazy Stephen Decatur, agreed to allow the United States to operate Military bases.

In 1956, American oil companies showed up with more cash than British oil companies and took over the show. Business tycoon Armand Hammer and Occidental Petroleum were very good at this sort of thing.

In 1969, the King of Libya traveled abroad for medical treatment, and a faction of young army officers, lead by a bold 27-year-old named Captain Moammar Gadhafi, took power and kept it for a long time. In fact, he still has it this morning as I write, and Stephen Decatur has not shown up. . . . Yet.

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This Special Edition Libya timeline by Holmes is continued in Timeline, Part II, and Timeline, Part III.


20 thoughts on “ Special Edition Libya: Historical Timeline, Part I

  1. If you’re my history teacher, I’ll laugh my way until the end of class. You got me hooked. Don’t you think they prophesied the coming of Gadhafi in The Golden Ass? I’m just sayin… 😉

    • Holmes: Lol. I didn’t spell it out, but you caught it, anyway. You get an “A.” That’s exactly what I was thinking when I pointed out that piece of literature. Marilag, my sweet little pacifist, you’re a cunning little pacifist, aren’t you?

  2. holmes aboard those ships for centuries were ferrets. my great great ( ad infinitum ) uncle freddie served with the marines and mariners during this mission.

    vermin of all kinds were shipboard, clean as the navies of the world tried to keep those ships, they still had rats, mice, little creepy crawlies, that in such polite company as your esteemed readership, i will not mention here

    yep. ferrets were considered a sailors “best friend” even better than a cat, certainly better than a dog, since ferrets could crawl into spaces no other “ratter” would dare crawl.

    for the record, we are all now retired… some critters say “unemployed” being layed off after WW One. that term is has such a connotation… most of us prefer the expression: “self employed consultants..” like the millions of people who hang out on Twitter all day, and say “Rise and Grind” and then get obese eating nachos and drinking beer…

    oh how i can digress…

    i wuv history…. stop by my burrow anytime, and we’ll swap yarns… or cashmere sweaters… ooops… that may be a touchy subject.

    i drone on at the ferret hovel

    • Holmes: Ferrets need to unretire. We may not need them on ships anymore; however, we have some work for them ferreting out the vermin in the D.C. beltway.

  3. Good show Holmes. You continue to put these trouble spots in order for me. I really know nothing of the early history there, but I suspect I’ll revisit this when I teach Western Civ 1 this summer. Love the humor. You and I would get along nicely.

  4. i wanna here the story about peter o toole teaching the camels to sing.

    and the founding of the SAS and their Vickers

    tell me a story, tell me a story!!!

    rat patrol commander sam ( hey a ferret can dream can’t he )

    • Lol. That sounds like a book a ferret should write, to get it right, that is. Would you really want to leave that to pet humans? Thanks for stopping by. 🙂

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