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The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . News Agency Cites “The Onion” as Fact

Fars, the Iranian government-backed news agency, last Friday cited an article from The Onion as fact. The article said most rural Americans prefer Iranian President Ahmadinejad that President Obama. I cracked up when I read this, but then I realized there might be some truth in it if the rural Americans in question don’t understand Farsi and don’t allow translators. Particularly during election season. . . The worst part? Some of those at Fars still believe the story even after they found out The Onion is a satirical paper.

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Read the full story here. Iran Apologizes for Citing Onion Spoof Obama Poll as Fact

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New York Times Best Selling Author and Heckuva Guy James Rollins has a great new series about Apocalypse called Know it Now! Many sources predict the end of the world in just a few months. James Rollins looks at the possibilities for how that could happen and what we can do about it in a 12-week series that investigates different forms of Apocalypse. You can subscribe to these free videos at his blog, Know it Now! Introduction – Can We Predict the Future? Episode 1.

“Criminal Minds” should hire Catie Rhodes to help with their story lines. She finds the the creepiest facts. Early American Serial Killers: Jesse Pomeroy

By International Best Selling Author and Graceful Lady Vicki Hinze, What is Reversal in Fiction Writing?  Check out her latest romantic suspense, SURVIVE THE NIGHT, the first of the much-anticipated LOST, INC. series.

Tiffany A. White and Amber West are the two women I count on for my entertainment news now that there’s no TV guide in the Sunday paper.  Tiffany gives us a run down on the series premieres of October in New October Drama, and Amber gives us a peek at Lucy Liu’s modern day Sherlock Holmes series, Elementary, in Elementary, My Dear Watson.

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Reader Empathy: Catch It & Keep It with Guest Angela Ackerman. Angela also co-authored The Emotion Thesaurus, a MUST for every fiction writer. It belongs on the bookshelf right beside your Strunk & White.

Just in case you should need this one today, How to Escape from a Black Hole: Scientists Study Energy Jets.

My gift to my writing partner, Jay Holmes, along with all of you other guys who read this. “Miss Bum Bum” Pageant Seeks Brazil’s Best Butt

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And an important health message for gamers from one of my all-time favorites, Nathan Fillion of Castle and Firefly fame.

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All the best to all of you for knowing satire from truth.

Piper Bayard–The Pale Writer of the Apocalypse


30 thoughts on “ The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . News Agency Cites “The Onion” as Fact

  1. Thanks for the shout-out, Piper. You did up way more interesting stories than I do! Your Friday Apocalypse posts always make me laugh (and cringe). Off to Amazon to look at Vicki Hinze’s new book.

      • Does your daughter have any special requests? I take them. It usually takes me a LOOONG time to do them. But I do take requests.

        • She does, actually. She doesn’t remember the woman’s name, but apparently there was some queen of Romania who used to kill virgins and bathe in their blood. Would you know who that is?

          • Elizabeth Bathory. Some people believe she was a vampire or that her crimes served as origin for vampire myths. Your daughter is not the first to request Elizabeth Bathory. This is a sign I need to write a blog post on her. LOL

  2. I always love your mash up! I’ll ask my husband about the Onion brouhaha and see what he’s reading about it. (The only Farsi I know are curse words …:)) It makes you wonder how much the American press gets wrong about other countries. Oh, the stories I could tell…(but I don’t do politics, religion, or raw food for pets discussions…)

    • I’d love to hear what your husband has to say. Personally, I’m doing a *face palm* on behalf of my Persian friends who can’t do one for themselves because it would be dangerous for their families back in the Old Country.

  3. Liked the Bum-Bum link. The video of the candidates showing their best side was perfect. It reminded me of the lineup of media pundits who’ve inaugurated Romney, buried Obama and generally defecated all over the airwaves. It’s October, for Pete’s sake, most voters don’t make their choice until they pull the curtains shut and second guess in the parking lot.

    • I thought you might be one of the ones who would appreciate that Bum-Bum bit. And that’s an excellent observation about the election. I can’t count the times I’ve heard people trying to figure out who’s running for what and what all of the referendums mean while I’m standing in line to vote.

  4. I just read some of those tweets because, amazingly, I had read most of these posts! That said, thanks for the reminder to buy the Emotion Thesaurus!

    Have a great weekend! I’ll be breaking in my boots. Ouch. 😉

  5. I prefer The Onion to real news, they seem to get to the bottom of things in their own oblique way. Same as the Brazilians, really. 🙂

    • I, too, prefer the Onion. I can generally get the facts from it under the humor. At least the main facts. No fewer facts overall than the main news agencies as a general rule. Glad you enjoyed those Brazilians. 🙂

  6. Those debate tweets were awesome, and I am ashamed to admit clicking on the bum-bum link (after which there was wincing and regret). The zombies can’t come soon enough. In fact, maybe we should grab two of them for a debate.

  7. I`m still laughing about waiting for the swimsuit competition. Among others. Hilarious. I needed a good laugh today- this post was just what I needed. Thanks dear.

    • I, for one, am grateful there was no swimsuit competition. That on top of being a hard core moderate in the middle of extremism would have driven me to drink. 🙂

  8. Love your mashups! The tweets were sweet, but I just love Nathan Fillion. Of course, Firefly, but have you seen him in Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog?

    • LOL. What a hoot! Thanks, Serena. Truth is that I would pay to see a documentary of Nathan Fillian grocery shopping. 🙂

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