Drunken Moose Terrorize Sweden

Moose crossing road in Alaska public domain USGS

Every fall, moose — called elk in Sweden — eat the fermenting apples on and around the abundant apple trees and get drunk. Yep. Half a ton of skunk drunk fun. Sometimes, they even get stuck in the apple trees.

Didn’t I see these moose at a frat house during Rush? Click on title for text.

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After a wild night of apple eating, those moose may need to watch this video about the most effective way to prevent unwanted procreation.

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All the best to all of you for a week of responsible fruit consumption.

Piper Bayard