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The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . Putin Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

By Piper Bayard

Always trying to outshine Stalin, aren’t you, Vlady?

Let me put this in perspective. Putin is invading Ukraine based on the argument that because there are Russian speaking people of Russian heritage in that country, Russia has the right to go in and protect the interests of those people. By that reasoning, we can expect the Mexican army to be setting up camps through the Southwest any day now.

Ah, well. Once Yasser Arafat won it, there were no surprises left.

Vladimir Putin, Dove of Peace image by premier.gov.ru

Vladimir Putin, Dove of Peace
image by premier.gov.ru


See our previous response to the notion of Putin and Peace Prize in the same sentence at B&H Nobel Peace-Through-Ironic-Laughter Prize Nominations.

Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order

Proud to say our Monday post, Ukraine Crisis: Vladimir Putin and the Power of Gas, was Freshly Pressed this week. A big welcome to all of our new subscribers!

It Didn’t Start Last Week — Timeline of Ukrainian Invasions

Timeline of Ukrainian Turmoil — Part Two, 2001 – Present

Ukraine in Crisis: Vladimir Putin and the Power of Gas

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I had the honor of guest posting at New York Times bestseller Allison Brennan‘s Murder She Writes site this week. In James Bond vs. The Spook, I share a few things I’ve learned about real covert operatives since I started working with Holmes.

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Recently, numerous bloggers participated in August McLaughlin’s Beauty of a Woman Blogfest 2014. Three of my favorites are What are Your 21 Layers of Beauty? by Jenny Hansen, Beauty: A Matter of Mind Over Matter by Kassandra Lamb, and Inspiring Beauty Quotes: A #BOAW3 Wrap-Up, Part II by August McLaughlin.

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All the best to all of you for a peaceful week.

15 thoughts on “ The End is Near (and we deserve it) . . . Putin Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

  1. Oh, Geez, Putin for a PEACE Prize? They’ve got to be kidding.

    Thanks for the shout out about my post and Kathy’s this week at misterio. And for August’s BOAW. It was fabulous!!

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  3. I don’t even know what to say about Putin’s nomination…just yikes! Thanks so much for the shout out! I loved Kassandra’s and Jenny’s posts, too.

  4. Does the Nobel Peace Prize even mean anything more? It seems equivalent to People’s Sexiest Man Alive — a relatively meaningless designation that still garners media attention.

    Congrats on being freshly pressed! You deserve it.

    • They lost me with Arafat. But at the same time, Holmes is working on a piece about all of the genuinely deserving folks who have received the award. I just can’t ever see Putin on the list with Mother Theresa, though.

      Thank you for your support! 🙂

  5. on ,
    Andrew said:

    He’s getting a peace prize? You gotta be Putin me on. They must have been Russian to pick candidates and figured “hey, he might not be a nice guy but he’s in the news. Soviet!” …thanks, I’m here all week 😛

    • He’s just been nominated at this point, I’m happy to say, but there’s just no telling with that group. 🙂

  6. He’ll probably win. The other nominees will “disqualify themselves” and hell smile, take the medal or whatever and start planning the invasion of Sweden, Norway and Finland. Dove of peace my a**.

  7. Putin and Obama both nominated when they’re each in the middle of wars. What is UP with this committee? Thank you for including my BOAW post! I had so much fun writing it. 🙂

  8. Just when I was thinking things couldn’t get any more ridiculous…I’m almost afraid to wonder what they will come up with next.

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