by Piper Bayard | Jan 6, 2016 | Life and Death
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime as every gym across the nation fills with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners are easy to...
by Piper Bayard | Jan 5, 2015 | Life and Death
By Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime. And every gym across the nation is filled with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners are easy to spot, and the gym...
by Piper Bayard | Jun 23, 2014 | Life and Death
By Piper Bayard Long ago, Holmes and I discussed the fact that we’re no good to each other dead. As we age, we have to work a little harder at that not getting dead thing than we used to. So we agreed that our bare minimum fitness requirements demand that we walk at...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 30, 2013 | Humor
By Piper Bayard No matter what your stand on Obamacare, it’s undeniable that so far it’s falling ludicrously short of White House promises, from the crafty bait and switch that is resulting in a majority of people having to change their health insurance*...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 23, 2013 | Humor
By Piper Bayard I always say the only thing worse than working out is not being able to, and that’s why I go to the gym. Even when we’re doing our best, though, those inevitable illnesses and injuries come along that keep us semi-bedridden for a while. I’m currently...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 21, 2012 | The End is Near. . . .
Seems we’re all still here today, but men, if you show up in the bedroom wearing these, this really could be the end of the world for you. Yes, they’re real. You can find them at WalMart. If you do go to WalMart just to find these, please do the world a...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 1, 2012 | Life and Death
By Piper Bayard Someone recently asked me what I do as a Hospice volunteer, and I told her that basically, it’s my job to tell people I see their butts. Hospice is a service dedicated to providing people with the most comfortable death possible. We tend to...
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