by Piper Bayard | Oct 11, 2013 | The End is Near. . . .
Vatican Recalls Pope Francis Medals after Jesus’ Name Misspelled On a Pope Francis commemorative medal, the Vatican misspelled the name “Jesus” as “Lesus.” Four of the medals were delivered before over 6000 others were withdrawn. Click...
by Piper Bayard | Sep 3, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard One of the fun parts of my job is all of the traveling I get to do. Needless to say, Holmes and I are careful where we meet up, and it can make for some interesting sites along the way. How about a caption for this one? Please keep it clean, and...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 26, 2013 | Apocalypse
Three men from the United Arab Emirates were deported from Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome.” The Saudis were afraid women would see them and throw off their clothes. I know. This sounds like a joke that Holmes and I would make up. My thanks to Omar...
by Piper Bayard | Feb 20, 2013 | Life and Death
By Piper Bayard and Kristen Lamb As a general rule, popes don’t change jobs except by dying. On the rare occasion that they do retire, they tend to be trouble makers, either wanting their old jobs back or exercising their Back Seat Pope’s License. Benedict XVI...
by Piper Bayard | Feb 11, 2013 | Current Affairs, Foreign Affairs
By Jay Holmes Today, from the Western point of view, we see continuing strife in Egypt centered on the basic issue of theocracy vs. democracy. The simple interpretation of that strife indicates that Egyptian President Morsi, his Muslim Brotherhood backers, and their...
by Piper Bayard | Jan 21, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes An engaged couple in Anderson County, South Carolina made a purchase at Walmart. Three days later, they saw the face of Jesus in their receipt. After consulting with internationally renowned apparition experts (us) and experiencing years...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 17, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes In anticipation of the holiday season, our tremendous staff in our Bayard & Holmes Tactical Products Division (us) at the Bayard and Holmes Secret Underground Research Complex (Holmes’ basement) spent this fall ignoring political...
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