Two weeks ago, I challenged readers to a contest telling us how a rose would end up atop a desert cliff in the middle of nowhere. Their stories had to include the words “Dixie,” “witness protection,” and “cheese grater.”
See The Cliffside Rose–Flash Fiction Contest
For the last week, readers voted here and at our sister WordPress blog to determine the top three winners of The Cliffside Rose Flash Fiction Contest with the combined totals. With some brilliant entries, this was no easy task, but three entries tied at the top.
And the winners are . . .
BrickHouseChick: Olympic Ring Espionage
Dixie was conflicted about being on The Bachelor, but she wanted the chance to meet her Prince. And that she did. Thor was very CALIENTE and had cheese-grater abs. The problem was, that he was a spy in Russia during the Olympics and they were ‘on’ to him. Putin blamed Thor for the 5th ring not lighting up during the opening ceremonies and was not happy. Thor was about to give Dixie the FINAL ROSE. If she accepted the rose, she would enter the program with him (no TVs allowed in the witness protection program), if she didn’t, she would have to let him go, forever. After much pondering, Dixie decided that she could NOT miss the Oscars, and opted for the RED CARPET rather than the RED ROSE. She kissed him goodbye and ran home to watch the E channel. Thor was devastated and jumped off the cliff.
Michelle Morrison: You Want to WHAT?
After six years in witness protection, Diane was free. She moved home and reconnected with loved ones. She rescued a dog and named her Dixie, and they had lovely walks by the cliff near her house.
Diane met Peter. It was love. Peter seemed smitten also. “You’re special,” he told her.
She smiled. “So are you.”
Diane and Peter went for walks by the cliff. They watched the sun go down and threw sticks for Dixie. Peter gave Diane a rose each month.
At the fourth month, Peter gave Diane four roses and said, “I’m sorry, I’ve met someone else.”
“What is this?” Diane asked. “You’re unhappy?”
“It’s not you, it’s me; we can still be friends.” Peter said.
Diane beat Peter to death with the cheese grater she always carried. She left the roses by the body. The judge ruled justifiable homicide and she got probation.
Gry Ranfelt: Motorcycle or Death?
“You said it didn’t matter.”
Tom flexed his jaw and refused to look away.
“The court cares. Think of our daughter. What life will she lead if you refuse witness protection?”
Dixie swallowed the dry mountain air. Had he brought her to these uncomfortable heights just to tell her to do what she’d refused four times?
She slammed the roses into his chest. They fell to the ground, petals still intact.
“The entire evening was an act so I’d warm up and give in.”
“No, I –”
She turned away. “Take us home.” She hated the thought of wrapping her arms around him on his motorcycle.
His sigh trickled her neck. She stiffened.
He grabbed and pulled her towards a waiting car. “Sorry. I’m not letting you get the fucking mafia on us.”
She screamed. She struggled. The cliffs scraped her skin bloody like a cheese grater.
Each of you has won a copy of USA Today Bestseller Vicki Hinze‘s clever tale of death and romance, Down and Dead in Dixie.
I will forward your emails to the awesome Vicki Hinze, and she will get in touch with you to send your your prize.
Congrats to the winners! What fun short-shorts!
Thank you for voting!! It was so much fun to come up with a silly story! Congrats to the other winners. Looking forward to my prize. 🙂
Cool. That was a lot of fun. 🙂
The one you wrote was absolutely hilarious xD I loved the distant voice.
I thought they were all funny. I didn’t realize there were so many uses for a cheese grater, LOL. I didn’t really expect to win anything, although I’m glad I did. I had fun with it. It was a sneaky way to murder someone without actually murdering someone and ending up in jail. 😀
I did not see this coming 😛