by Piper Bayard | May 16, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard Meet the oPhone. Now, now. I understand that its shape and name might lead to some improper conclusions, so let’s be clear right up front. The “o” in this phone is all about odors. Smells. This phone sends smells. Read all about it...
by Piper Bayard | May 14, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard My writing partner, Jay Holmes, is a senior intelligence operative. He’s also my Underworld Google, and you can imagine the questions that I come up with for him while I’m tapping out our prose. . . . How would the antag kill a man so that it...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 25, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard Kentucky Fried Chicken introduces its Chicken Corsage just in time for prom, and they’re going like hotcakes . . . or at least like chicken and waffles. Now You Can Go to Prom with a Fried Chicken Corsage The Chicken Corsage — How a young...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 11, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard For those who have always dreamed of an out-of-this-world threesome. Alien Cathouse? Wonder why they went with that instead of Area 69? Will this make Princess Leia the first Disney Princess to end up in a brothel? Will there soon be a Disney-themed...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 28, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard A truck carrying ketchup, mustard, and 76,000 corn dogs wrecked on I-220 near Shreveport, Louisiana, this week, shutting down the interstate. Acting on the Five-Second Rule, local rednecks descended on the grub like zombies attacking the cast of The...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 7, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard Always trying to outshine Stalin, aren’t you, Vlady? Let me put this in perspective. Putin is invading Ukraine based on the argument that because there are Russian speaking people of Russian heritage in that country, Russia has the right to go in...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 9, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Holiday Survival, Humor
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes In anticipation of the holiday season, our tremendous staff in our Bayard & Holmes Tactical Products Division (us) at the Bayard and Holmes Secret Underground Research Complex (Holmes’s basement) spent this fall ignoring social...
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