by Piper Bayard | Apr 25, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard Kentucky Fried Chicken introduces its Chicken Corsage just in time for prom, and they’re going like hotcakes . . . or at least like chicken and waffles. Now You Can Go to Prom with a Fried Chicken Corsage The Chicken Corsage — How a young...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 11, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard For those who have always dreamed of an out-of-this-world threesome. Alien Cathouse? Wonder why they went with that instead of Area 69? Will this make Princess Leia the first Disney Princess to end up in a brothel? Will there soon be a Disney-themed...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 7, 2014 | Current Affairs, Foreign Affairs
By Jay Holmes This evening I treated myself to a theatre performance, or at least to the recording of a theatre performance. On March 1, 2014, Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner addressed the 132nd National Congress of Argentina. I was forwarded a...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 28, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard A truck carrying ketchup, mustard, and 76,000 corn dogs wrecked on I-220 near Shreveport, Louisiana, this week, shutting down the interstate. Acting on the Five-Second Rule, local rednecks descended on the grub like zombies attacking the cast of The...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 17, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes We’ll be out this week. We would tell you what we are doing, but we thought it would be much more fun for you to guess. Take Our Poll Take Our Poll What other things do you think we might be doing this week? ...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 12, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
Two weeks ago, I challenged readers to a contest telling us how a rose would end up atop a desert cliff in the middle of nowhere. Their stories had to include the words “Dixie,” “witness protection,” and “cheese grater.” See The...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 7, 2014 | The End is Near. . . .
By Piper Bayard Always trying to outshine Stalin, aren’t you, Vlady? Let me put this in perspective. Putin is invading Ukraine based on the argument that because there are Russian speaking people of Russian heritage in that country, Russia has the right to go in...
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