by Piper Bayard | Jan 26, 2015 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Life and Death
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment is frozen...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 15, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Holiday Survival
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard & Holmes Holiday Survival is back once...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 8, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Holiday Survival
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d like to do our best to help our...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 13, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political coups. With the regular measure of concern that we...
by Piper Bayard | Sep 17, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard It began as an innocent, good willed attempt at providing supper for my family. Ground bison. Presumably completely dead and with no ill intentions toward me, my hair, or my kitchen. I cooked it up around 1:00 p.m. and pushed the pot to the back...
by Piper Bayard | Jul 21, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. However, in all of this, no...
by Piper Bayard | Jun 4, 2014 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard Flat Spooky is a wannabe spook whose mother was a Russian Honey Trap and father was an extra in The Bourne Legacy. He came home with me from his birthplace in the back seat of a Ford Focus in San Francisco to be my Spook Consultant when Holmes is tied...
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