by Piper Bayard | Dec 9, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Holiday Survival, Humor
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes In anticipation of the holiday season, our tremendous staff in our Bayard & Holmes Tactical Products Division (us) at the Bayard and Holmes Secret Underground Research Complex (Holmes’s basement) spent this fall ignoring social...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 16, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Since Congress is out fighting on the playground again instead of doing the job we hired them to do, we here at Bayard & Holmes have stepped in to make sure “essential” duties are not ignored. One of those is the ever...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 14, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Breaking Bad—five seasons of weekly opportunities for the average, law-abiding citizen to ride in the fast lane with chemistry teacher/family man/meth dealer Walter White has finally come to an end. The Albuquerque Journal even ran...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 7, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, News
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes It has come to the attention of Bayard & Holmes that the Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World (ASUCPW) nominated the Russian President, KGB officer Vladimir Putin, for the Nobel Peace Prize. At first,...
by Piper Bayard | Oct 2, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and elected officials? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes stand ever prepared...
by Piper Bayard | Sep 3, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard One of the fun parts of my job is all of the traveling I get to do. Needless to say, Holmes and I are careful where we meet up, and it can make for some interesting sites along the way. How about a caption for this one? Please keep it clean, and...
by Piper Bayard | Aug 28, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Miley Cyrus proved herself above and beyond the call of duty as she completed the final phase of her CIA training at the Video Music Awards. After schooling with veteran Bangkok hookers, her task was to utterly befuddle the entire...
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