by Piper Bayard | Jun 5, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Celebrity “wardrobe malfunctions” are appearing in the media with increasing regularity. We’ve noticed these malfunctions seem to occur when a celebrity’s ratings are slipping, and they don’t just involve the accidental torn dress,...
by Piper Bayard | May 19, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes This past week, Piper noticed a scandal at, of all places, Disney World. Supposedly, a social researcher uncovered an underground concierge service that hooks up wealthy Manhattan Moms with disabled people to accompany them on their...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 8, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Sadly, as the world focused on WMD threats from North Korea, Bayard & Holmes uncovered information about a shocking WMD program right here in the US. On April 1, 2013, unnamed sources tipped us off to a brewing scandal in...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 11, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Last week, Washington, D.C. shut down due to a threat. No, not a terrorist threat. The threat of snow. A snow storm predicted to drop 5” – 10” of Frosty’s essence was moving into the area. In the end, Frosty was disappointed with an...
by Piper Bayard | Mar 4, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard Just released! Holmes and I used our special connections (a telephone call to each other for a snark session) to uncover the White House plans for dealing with the new $85 billion budget cuts. This is what we discovered. The TSA has drafted a new, more...
by Piper Bayard | Jan 21, 2013 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes An engaged couple in Anderson County, South Carolina made a purchase at Walmart. Three days later, they saw the face of Jesus in their receipt. After consulting with internationally renowned apparition experts (us) and experiencing years...
by Piper Bayard | Dec 19, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You, Apocalypse
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes There’s been much ado made about the end of the Mayans’ 13th b’ak’tun this Friday. The Mayans, themselves, are a bit baffled as to why the Western world is making such a fuss about it. All it means to them is that...
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