by Piper Bayard | Dec 17, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes In anticipation of the holiday season, our tremendous staff in our Bayard & Holmes Tactical Products Division (us) at the Bayard and Holmes Secret Underground Research Complex (Holmes’ basement) spent this fall ignoring political...
by Piper Bayard | Nov 5, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
An Open Letter to Italy From Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Dear Italy, We recently noticed that your court in L’Aquila convicted six scientists and a government official of manslaughter and sentenced them each to six years in jail because they did not accurately...
by Piper Bayard | Sep 24, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Last week, two of our favorites, Jenny Hansen and Natalie Hartford, brought to our attention something called the Craigslist Missed Connections. Those are the ads people put up on Craigslist in an effort to find someone they saw in...
by Piper Bayard | Sep 12, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Recently, we discovered the ultimate bacon product, Tactical Bacon from thinkgeek.com. Because who would want to face the Apocalypse, a camping trip, or a simple plate of eggs without 18 servings of ten-year-old bacon efficiently...
by Piper Bayard | Jul 30, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Recently, National Best Selling Author Roni Loren published an article about being sued for a blog photo that shook the blogging world right down to its ellipsis. Suddenly, bloggers came out of the woodwork, telling stories of unknown...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 25, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Last year, an immigration officer in the UK found a cheap, creative way to get rid of his wife. He used his position to put her on a terrorist watch list while she was away on vacation in Pakistan. She was stuck there three years. Then,...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 18, 2012 | Amusing Ourselves and Hopefully You
Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Last week, we asked folks to leave us two lies and one truth, and we did the same. Time now for us to reveal our answers. Holmes: It is true that I told Ronald Reagan an off color nun joke, and Reagan enjoyed it....
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