by Piper Bayard | Jul 10, 2013 | Apocalypse, Firelands
By Piper Bayard The apocalypse has come. How are you going to pay for it? Your money is now worth nothing. Even your gold is indigestible. So what’s going to be the new medium of exchange? Let’s start with the obvious. Spam and Twinkies. Food is going to be in short...
by Piper Bayard | Jun 30, 2013 | Apocalypse, Firelands
By Piper Bayard As humans, we seem, by and large, to have this idea that when we arrived, the planet, itself, arrived. Each generation has the notion that we are the final destination of both creation and evolution that will, somehow, some way, survive any apocalyptic...
by Piper Bayard | Jun 28, 2013 | Apocalypse
Summer is the big season for writers conferences, and while those classes are certainly useful for those who pay attention, everyone knows the real action takes place in the bar. Why wait? Could anything possibly be classier? FIRELANDS Apocalypse Reader/Blogger...
by Piper Bayard | Jun 17, 2013 | Apocalypse, News
FIRELANDS, my dystopian thriller, was born on June 4. To celebrate, I want to thank my fellow bloggers and awesome readers for helping it to achieve a 10 on the Debut Novel Apgar Scale. To do this, I have created the FIRELANDS Apocalypse Reader/Blogger Challenge. To...
by Piper Bayard | May 24, 2013 | Apocalypse
So what I’m wondering is, how did they know what a cockatiel tasted like in the first place? And who has the job of sucking the birds’ feet to find out if they got it right? And if that one isn’t out there enough for you, how about some Lion Tacos?...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 26, 2013 | Apocalypse
Three men from the United Arab Emirates were deported from Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome.” The Saudis were afraid women would see them and throw off their clothes. I know. This sounds like a joke that Holmes and I would make up. My thanks to Omar...
by Piper Bayard | Apr 19, 2013 | Apocalypse
Eugene Backyard Farmer in Eugene, Oregon will pamper your little cluckers. Luxury Chicken Hotel Even Offers Turndown Service I know what you’re thinking. . . . No. Plucking. Way. Blogs and Articles in No Particular Order The 500 Hats of Blog-tholomew Cubbins:...
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